http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/-t1.htm Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:59:05 GMT 10 http://i65.servimg.com/u/f65/12/15/55/72/new_lo12.jpg http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/-t1.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/a-christmas-story-t42.htm miniman retford A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one ... Funny Pages Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:59:05 GMT http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/a-christmas-story-t42.htm#87 http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/a-christmas-story-t42.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/one-for-peter-t39.htm miniman retford The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my interstates, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the exit ramp! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before ... Funny Pages Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:16:33 GMT http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/one-for-peter-t39.htm#81 http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/one-for-peter-t39.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/why-are-you-not-at-work-t30.htm miniman retford A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No" Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?" ... Funny Pages Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:00:17 GMT http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/why-are-you-not-at-work-t30.htm#60 http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/why-are-you-not-at-work-t30.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/usefull-tips-t20.htm miniman retford 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. ... Funny Pages Wed, 07 May 2008 13:22:51 GMT http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/usefull-tips-t20.htm#41 http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/usefull-tips-t20.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/and-another-one-t19.htm miniman retford Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off. Mick said ... Funny Pages Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:25:41 GMT http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/and-another-one-t19.htm#40 http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/and-another-one-t19.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/another-joke-t18.htm miniman retford Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made ... Funny Pages Sat, 26 Apr 2008 09:16:37 GMT http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/another-joke-t18.htm#38 http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/another-joke-t18.htm http://mini-diddlers.darkbb.com/funny-pages-f14/must-have-the-latest-phone-t17.htm miniman retford

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